10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson