10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.