10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-