10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.