10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss