10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?