10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT