10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"