10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-