10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Welcome to kicker school
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln