10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it