10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "No river, no fish."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson