10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "No river, no fish."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You have to piss with the dick you have