10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.