10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth