10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo