10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fold and live to fold again
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.