10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow