10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.