10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear