10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.