10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln