10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Never educate a stupid poker player.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier