10 Random Poker Quotes

"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
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