10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.