10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.