10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright