10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'