10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.