10 Random Poker Quotes

If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Poker is for fat, American losers.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown