10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!