10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave