10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.