10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"