10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm