10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it