10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.