10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.