10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)