10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.