10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."