10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack