10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson