10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.