10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.