10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.