10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd