10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---