10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it