10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.